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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:17

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.